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Thank You, Captain Obvious: How Florida is Different From Minnesota

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Oh, ha ha.  A blog post about how two states, one known as the Sunshine State and the other one of an amalgam in an area of the country known as Flyover Land, are different!  One would think I have time on my hands.  Indeed, I do.  Read on. How Florida is Different from Minnesota 1. People will come and visit you in Florida.  Minnesota is a harder sell. "Oh, you're going to be in Florida for 3 months in the winter?  And you're inviting us to visit?  Of course we'll come!" "Oh, Minnesota, huh...well, you know, isn't it cold there?  All year round?" 2. In Florida, the view out of the windows while doing yoga is the intercoastal, palm trees, birds of paradise, crane, gulls, pelicans divebombing for their breakfast into the sun dappled water.  In Minnesota, the view out of the windows while doing yoga is snow at minimum four months of the year.  In Florida, the view out the windows while doing deep water fitness is palm trees and th...